Ineligible Uses of New Jersey Arts Council Grant Funds

"support for 'The Nutcracker' or any organization
whose sole activity/season is based on 'The
Nutcracker'"

Stray

"I don't like to stray too far from my grit pot when I'm cooking grits." -- Paula Deen

Real but Unlikely-sounding Rap Names, Installment 119: Wu-Tang Clan Affiliates

Stabbing Steve
Shorty Shitstain
Scotty Wotty the Jackpot
Ill Knob (aka Ill Knibbly aka Big Knob aka Knibbly Knob)

TV is shorter than magazines

Poets & Writers sold my address to gypsies, so I get junk mail from other writing magazines.

I got this mailing from Writer's Chronicle:

"Have you noticed how many magazines seem to produce more and more reading material designed for people who don't like to read? Magazines with more pictures than articles? With more celebrities than substance? And features that become shorter and shorter, as if they aspire to the condition of television?"

They seem to be saying that TV is too short.

I agree.

Rally for longer TV.

Let's take to the fucking streets.