Mr. Joe Meno wrote this blurb for my new book:
"The Nostalgia Echo is the best book you will read this year, or any year: the exact antidote to all those tired, humorless, beige-colored novels of recent memory, the writing here pops with both a dazzling intelligence and a devastating depth of character. Mr. Hess carries on in the great tradition of Vonnegut, D. Barthelme, and every other genius literary madman."
Then, the book's cover ended up looking like this:
Yep, beige, sort of.
Other beige-colored novels, I challenge you to a beige-colored throwdown. Beige-colored novels, step up to get beat down.